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BCG Pretalk!(zz from fudan)

作者:佚名  来源:不详  发布时间:2007-5-7 15:27:00
去叶耀珍楼的路上,寒风吹过我的脸、划过我的心……                        
                                          
    因为——之前从HSBC回来的路上拼车mm跟我说她进了德意志的final,貌似是复旦唯
                                          
一的本科生进德意志面试的,可惜最后被拒,还说她atk和bcg都收到了。最主要的是她
                                          
是哲学系的!!!!                                                          
                                          
    然后,我就到了叶楼。然后我就上了二楼。扒拉扒拉跑到203,发现一群面ATK的牛
                                          
人,于是灰溜溜的到处找BCG。终于发现215。原来换地方了。然后一个gg从门里出来,
                                          
不停的说:“太tough了太tough了。”我继续寒一个。然后(我怎么那么多然后),我
                                          
就发现一个gg和我面试居然是一个时间的!猛然发现自己貌似又走错教室。于是和另一
                                          
个mm一起扒拉扒拉跑到四楼,才发现我们的面试在这里。一个BCG的很kind的jj帮我们登
                                          
记,然后要我们在门口等。                                                    
                                          
    在等的过程中,我知道那个mm是计算机系的,居然上午刚刚面完三个小时的GE    
                                          
IMLP.我继续寒……后来门开了,走出来的居然是consultant/Dragonair,啊啊就是你们
                                          
00经济的那个牛牛拉。然后我就叫他名字,他看了我一眼问:“你是?”汗!穿了正装
                                          
居然就不认识我了。他跟我说基本上是根据简历问的。然后说:“I think
you                                                  
should practise your oral English with me NOW! You know, it is better
for                                              
you to get prepared for the presentation...”我寒……你看看人家准备得多充分,
                                          
我寒……于是跟他用英文在走廊上聊了几句,后来就挨到我进去了0.0               
                                          
    一个胖胖的gg坐在那里写着什么,面前是前一个mm的简历。我寒……            
                                          
    “Will you give 20 seconds to finish this?”他问。                      
                                          
    “OKOK”我寒……                                                        
                                          
    然后就开始pretalk了。全英文。                                           
                                          
    他问我叫什么。我回答叫什么。                                            
                                          
    他问我是不是born in Shanghai。我说是的我是上海人。                      
                                          
    他看了我的简历问我专业。我说金融学。                                    
                                          
    他问我你觉得你们专业有趣么?                                            
                                          
    我说有趣的,因为它范围很广,不光是财务的还有银行管理证券投资股票市场期权
                                          
期货等等。让我觉得可以从一堆data里面find solution to a certain problem。很有
                                          
意思阿什么的。                                                              
                                          
    结果他就问我,各么好的,假设我现在有一个问题要请教你,say,
stock                                                   
market...我寒……我最最最最最最不熟悉的就是股票!!!你可以问我外汇你可以问我
                                          
管理你可以问我财务(好歹我现在在GE的兼职对财务也能多少说点什么),可是千万别
                                          
问我股票!!!                                                              
                                          
    但是……他问:如果我要投资股票,say a stock like Bao Steel, what
is                                                
your evaluation to such
investment?                                                                 
                  
    寒!!!evaluation啥意思?寒……评价?建议?寒……                       
                                          
    可是我依然面带微笑的看着他,心里说:不要慌!要有条理!不管说什么,把你知
                                          
道的统统抖出来给他。                                                        
                                          
    于是我开始分析,说购买这支股票你需要看以下几点:                        
                                          
    1,股票的业绩如何。比如去年或者上个月或者前几天的股价,是不是让你找到一定
                                          
的参考,有没有上升趋势之类,扒拉扒拉。                                      
                                          
    2,股票所有者的经营状况。比如宝钢,大型国企,他是不是有充足的客户,优质的
                                          
管理水平和一定的产量保证。(大致意思如此,英语当然没有中文那么正规咯)。扒拉
                                          
扒拉。                                                                      
                                          
    3,在中国股市,你还必须考虑政府的影响力。因为政府的影响力是很大的。你需要
                                          
关注报纸,有没有关于宝钢的新闻,或者他的高级管理层有无巨大变动。扒拉扒拉。  
                                          
    好不容易说完,心里郁闷死了。                                            
                                          
    接下来问我我的兴趣。我又说到了篮球。寒,每次都说篮球。国家队为什么不要我
                                          
。他看我简历上写了也打排球,就问我打不打排球。废话我当然打排球。他问我prefer
                                          
什么。怎么和安永一样?-.-我说篮球,因为篮球可以在一个场地打,排球只有半个场地
                                          
(详情参照安永二面面经)。然后说我打中锋(其实我打后卫的,可是我突然忘记了后
                                          
卫英文怎么说!!),我喜欢得分的感觉。巴拉拉。                              
                                          
    最后他说好的,i do want to talk with you more but you know the time
is                                             
up. We will inform you whether you can go to the 1st interview in a
few                                                
up. We will inform you whether you can go to the 1st interview in a
few                                                
days.                                                                       
                                          
    然后我说谢谢,nice talking to you.然后握手,然后bb。                    
                                          
    然后我200的心跳走下楼。遇到同班一个面BCG的mm。然后寒暄一番,继续200心跳下
                                          
楼回家。现在我在家里,刚刚跟妈妈描述了一遍我的处女咨询面。现在又重新打字打了
                                          
一遍。纯粹给自己作纪念吧。面试我的人没有自我介绍,也没有让我自我介绍。整个过
                                          
程面无表情,无论我说什么他都点头。寒……                                    
                                          
    牛人太多。我是分母。能进pretalk我已经要去烧香还愿了。希望牛人们能圆自己的
                                          
咨询梦。                                                                    
                                          
    最后谢谢BCG给我这个机会,让我觉得自己还不算太差的。over                 
                                          
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最新收到的短信笑话:                                                        
                                          
冰箱里格蛋勒盖嘎山胡。                                                      
                                          
第壹只塔第尼只刚:爱只蛋刮三伐,身浪厢长毛勒。                              
                                          
爱只么子听到光火:戆度册那!眼乌珠戳赫特勒!猕猴桃阿勿宁得!                
                                          
……其实我也不想把**两个脏话打出来的,可是不打出来这个笑话就没韵味了-o- 
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